Monday, November 5, 2007
Why God Made Mothers
This was emailed to me by a friend and I thought I'd share it with you:) Enjoy!

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger

What ingredients are mothers made of ?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in
the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We're related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the

3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms & dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you w ant to sleep over at your friend's.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid
of that.

2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did
it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back
of her head.

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Blogger Momma Roar said...

Yes, that has left a huge smile on my face tonight!!

Blogger Jonatha said...

That's funny - I wonder what my girls would say?

Blogger Just Mom said...

"God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in
the world and one dab of mean."

yup. at least, that's what i'm made of.

Very funny.

Blogger diana said...

hilarious!! do we all have a dab of mean? that, and the question, "Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?" are my favorites. thanks for starting my day off with a smile.

Blogger JoyFULLWifeMom said...
Blogger Lori said...

I've seen this before. That is so cute.

Blogger Christina said...

VERY CUTE!!! ;-)

Blogger nickernoodle said...

Yeah I want to see that apron. Can you e-mail me the link at Thanks!

Blogger Kay in PA said...

Hi, To tired to read tonight, but I did send you an invite to facebook,let me know ifyou cant view my spacebar is sticky, so forgive me.



Blogger MorningSong said...

Too sweet and funny!

My daughter LOVES flowers and passed by when I opened your blog. She said "Oh, I love pink flowers. Can I see the pink flower?" :)

Blogger Amanda said...

Love it!

What was mom like when she was little? Answer - they say she use to be nice!

That was my favorite!!! It was like an urban legend!

Blogger Mary@notbefore7 said...

Cracking me up girl!

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